ceremony0f-innocence:

♧♧♧

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

vxqw:

☹who cares☹